Don't let anyone ever tell you that the past won't come back and haunt you, because it will. My hysterically devious friend Thad provided a photo of me back in the day in a hometown Iowa bar, Tony's. As hard as this is to say in retrospect, I believe I may have found the situation depicted even funnier now than back then.
A special shout out to other lady I'm not being forced into a dance with in the picture. Katie, who's the special guy you were dancing with?
duck! canonball!